Since when do the Browns play in the Prem?

I’ll get you out of the greys. You need to be publicly shamed.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

Boy, the once-veiled white ethnonationalism of the GOP is on full display this election.

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

Since their supporters are taking a “victory lap” around the courthouse, if you work in the area, you’ll want to watch where you step.

Holy shit. This is awful. Good for the justice system to forget that its primary purpose is maintaining law and order and ensuring that idiots like these don’t continue to do shit like this. I’m not sure zero prison time accomplishes that. At all.

So the Trump-inspired post-election militias are just going to get away with everything they’re planning on too, right? And the people protesting corporations doing terrible things are just going to have the president tell them that they need to worry about “the workers’ right to do their jobs safely” while the cops…

Junior Mints first? Oh sir, how wrong you are. And you have seriously underrated the plain Hershey bar. Candy corn’s position is perfection.

I AM OK WITH THIS LIST!!

Necco's are expired communion wafers. Do not consume.

Are you fucking joking you horrible candy ranking motherfucker you?

I just...I don't even know where to start here. Look, just make the whole list Reese's products and fuck everything else. Maybe a Milky Way Dark or Butterfinger Crisp for good measure.

Hell yes. What kid wants to eat mint on Halloween?

I don't want my kids to have Fun Dip and Pixie Stix

What about the "Just Say No to Candy, Fatty" letter that one lady is handing out?

Dude, I can't. Can't read the rest of this list after seeing Junior Mints #1 and Mounds #3. Your other lists are sometimes wrong but I can see where you were coming from as someone who knows more about food than I do. This is different. There's just absolutely no way a normal person can fucking think those two candies…

24. Dum Dum

Huh. How 'bout that? I always just lumped "tan" into one unappetizing flavor.

You realize that all the candy corn that ever was, was made in 1924. They just keep recycling it. Kinda like fruit cake.