Neymar is your favorite player and Barcelona is your favorite team? Lame.

Why wouldn’t you when all parties actually involved agree on their story?

I’m curious, is “other people do it too, so it’s okay,” your go-to argument for supporting all of your garbage opinions?

“She’s going for my gun! which I don’t have. She’s going for my gun! which I don’t have.”

Cavaliers fans have nothing to worry about; the most foolproof strategy in NBA team-building is “Do what the Denver Nuggets did.”

That gif is amazing.

The incentive for teams moving up the football ladder is the massive monies available to teams in the top-tier leagues like the EPL. It makes sense for a Leeds or Norwich to put all their energies into getting into the EPL because the money is infinitely better there than in the Championship. I’m a Norwich fan, I get…

Except they do...

Hell I should star writing for Deadspin if this Clown keeps getting paid to write trash. He writes about how much he hates the MLS and fellates Barcelona

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

“I think most people have been wanting to say that ... I’m glad I said it.”

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

What a baby. In my church league nothing short of a compound fracture keeps the big fellas out. Hell, I’ve been playing on an STD for weeks. The real issue here is with the fortitude of these young men. Either pony up or saddle off chief. I pay far too much for cable for this nonsense and frankly I’ve had enough.

The Designated Player is the one who receives the ball when all the other players on the team have died.

Lavar said that if Lebron played on the Lakers with Lonzo they’d win the title. I’m related news, if I played with Lebron on the lakers they’d win the title but I wouldn’t take so many bad threes.

His entire game makes looks like that of the best player on a small town high school team.

This is fucking fantastic.

I look forward to the videos of angry fans burning Nick Young jerseys.

I’ve never been so impressed by a comment in all of kinja. This is coming from someone who doesn’t even really care about sports. I feel enriched by this