I waiver between whether Klay Thompson is the most interesting or least interesting player in the NBA. Probably most, right?

Exactly. I hate to name-drop, but [Ryan] Fitzpatrick is still playing!?

I get the joke. But even though adults for some reason have fond memories of getting hit by their parents, don’t hit your kids. Like ever.

The bigger news in this game was that KENLEY WALKED A BATTER! 51/1 K/BB Ratio

“She just doesn’t have that big explosion anymore...” Au contrair!

I’m a little worried about Magic’s old man/ dat ass face thing he’s got going on there.

Because competition is fun and entertaining? Because that’s the whole point if the league?

What if the car’s been vandalized because it used to belong to a college basketball player’s ex-girlfriend? Where’s that CGI fox wearing a T-shirt?

I would love to see Kap play the three games in the middle of the season for the Steelers when Ben is inevitably hurt instead of Landry Jones

As a Bears fan, who has watched the team pick up C- quarterbacks like they’re goddamn pokemon this off-season, I would absolutely trade the lot of them for someone at Kaepernick’s talent level, especially at the bargain basement pricepoint. The team sucks, they could have invested the saved money elsewhere and ended…

Motherfucker, I’m a fan of a team who brought in a shockingly expensive free agent QB and then traded a good portion of their draft to trade up one spot to take another in the draft. Do you think I’d be happy with Colin Kaepernick on my team?

Yeah, I think he would be a pretty significant upgrade over Derek Anderson as the backup Panthers’ QB, plays a similar style as the starter, and would be a valuable addition to the team if it’s on a backup-level contract. From all indications he’s well-liked in locker rooms and has a great deal of character. I would…

Once again, I demand all future articles add addendums/corrections/errata instead of merely editing the typos out of their content!

2013 was bleak, but Antetokounmpo went at #15.

This is an instance where you lose some of the meaning by the Twitter character restriction. If he’d of had more room, he’d have said, “...thinking about my dead father (who was ashamed of who I am and what I do) all day and...”

“Sorry for thinking about my dead dad all day” is how I am going to preface every rebuttal. My dad is still alive, which I am sure my wife will point out.

The rare case of snitches who don’t get stitches

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

The first statement is true. The second statement is truther.

That's why Robert Horry is second best player of all time right?