How do you know someone’s a hockey fan?

I need SPF 100 Sunblock to be around this take

Just because he’s a huge idiot with apparent impulse control issues doesn’t make it in any way ok to simply ban someone from the only career they’re good at because they recreationally use an utterly harmless substance like literally half the players in the league. “Haha you were dumb enough to get caught so screw…

What an irrelevant “point" to make.

You could ask a more fundamental question: Why are colleges in the athletics business if they lose so much money? Or, if you wanted to narrow the focus: Why are colleges propping up sports that lose so much money (soccer, baseball, hockey, etc.) that the institutions have to siphon money from other parts of the school…

If the only way schools can afford to have a field hockey team is by ripping off Cardale Jones then they shouldn’t have a field hockey team.

I continue to believe that in the long run this can’t literally be true. It might be true on paper, but ultimately universities have to believe that they make more money by having a team than if they don’t, when you factor in generic alumni goodwill/donations? Because otherwise why bother?

Almost nobody in the “they should get paid” crowd, which I am part of, argues that they should be paid like pro athletes. You are attacking a straw man. We all acknowledge the difficulty in coming up with a viable payment scheme, but saying “it’s hard” is not an argument in favor of the current system.

You're wound up way to tightly if this drives you nuts

What is he doing holding the pizza like that?!?!?

Yes, because Ted Cruz lookalike, Grayson Allen never would stoop to showboating

Lets move on to another controversy. What will the NCAA sanctions be against Brooks for referring to himself as a “professional”?

This makes me legitimately sad. Sager’s one of the most joyous personalities in sports, and that’s just not the crazy suits talking. He and Popovich spun gold on those sideline interviews on a weekly basis for years. He is a rare figure in sports media who is just about universally beloved, which tells you what kind…

Surely you understand that Obama being at that baseball game was a long-planned and awaited act of diplomacy, not meant to conflict with an unforeseen terrorist attack. I’m sure you are also aware that he will respond to the attacks and continue to work with our allies to prevent further attacks.

“Ad hominem attack to circumvent discourse.”

Tell me, what meaningful discussion were you trying to strike up here? You have no interest in discourse. You are a textbook troll.

Go back to Foxnews.com where you belong please.

It will destroy his image and legacy if he left again. It’s one thing to leave once and get a couple rings. It’d be a whole different thing to leave after coming back and explicitly doing it to bring a title your hometown team. Lebron could go win 6 titles with whoever else and he’d never be looked at the same as the…

“Seriously? Seriously? I get that you’re frustrated and don’t want to follow them anymore, but why don’t you act like a big man and just block them?”