“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

Look, when you’re near Chris Paul, protect your balls. Those who ignore history are condemned to getting pounded in the nards.

“I definitely would have done that thing I don’t have to do because the deal didn’t happen, because I care about winning,” said the player who’s supremely conscious of his public image.....

I'm sure all the unemployed people watching ESPN in the middle of the day fell for it too.

Back in the early days of the EA Sports NBA game, I would always create a 7'2” point guard. It was pretty much exactly like this, except he had to pass to James Posey a lot.

Peyton is a hall of fame qb who couldn’t play dead in a western last year

$8500

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

Let me throw “arrogant clown” into google translate “black to white athlete”, I get “bold and confident.”

You lie. You’re another Manning Mark. Hmm, should trademark that one.

Shut the FUCK up.

Umm, no. Not even really a Panthers fan despite them being the local team. They are a solid number two for me though. Not really upset at all, just a little disappointed the whole game was just all around bad. Championship game and both teams played like it was a week 12 game between two losing record teams. And the…

I never called it rape. I called it sexual assault. A university doesn’t pay $300,000 for a mooning. He shoved his ass, taint, balls and dick on her face and then wouldn’t let her move while others watched and laughed. I’m sure you're right though, he probably emerged from it as a better man

Personally, it bothers me that people are so quick to forget Peyton Manning sulking off after playoffs and Super Bowl losses; placing blame on his offensive line and throwing them under the bus at post game press conferences. And that nobody is really discussing the HGH allegations with the same fervor that they go…

Conflating “what I don’t like” and “what is bad” is basically the job description of sports media broadly. I love your style of writing, but more than that, I love the niche it occupies in an otherwise methane-emitting-and-inhaling ecosystem.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Jim Nantz: “So Peyton, whats next?”
Manning, in the Nationwide rhythm, “Have-a-Bud-with-Pa-pa-Johns”..

I cant agree. There are literally a METRIC TON of rb’s in this league that aint worth a shit.

I just saw the movie and assumed you did as well be cause you actually said, “I saw this. It was North Dallas Forty.” Unless somehow seeing a book is now conventionally understood as reading it, your statement was kind of misleading. But hey when you have the written communication skills of a Taylor Swift fan things…

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.