Scalabrine held it all together.

This is really one of those things that defies your attempts to come up with a quick take. You just wish he’d seen another way out of what he was dealing with and feel terrible for the people he left behind.

1-800-273-TALK

I’d rather get yelled at by a giant person than a tiny person.

Oddly, the last two minute report from last year’s Christmas game shows the refs basically screwed the Warriors (Durant specifically) and even at the time Durant said the report was meaningless and should be tossed out

“Durant has said that his play in the final minute ‘felt clean’.”

Some people accept that they got owned and move on. You are not one of those people.

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Yeah, you dumb fuck, his teammates held him back right after the play when he was yelling that he recovered the ball and escorted him off the field where he kept yelling and was heated. This was on the next play when he was still fired up. Get fucked and have the worst Christmas possible.

Jameis Winston standing there by himself trying to look hard after none of his teammates made the slightest effort to hold him back—when it was damn clear to everyone that’s what he wanted—is a goddamned Christmas miracle.

Also, “is the man permanently paralyzed?” is not “every little detail” of his injury and recovery.

I think you’re wrong, and obnoxiously, arrogantly so.

Who invited the pedant?

He’s black.

It’s “Put a little boogie in it,” there, sport.

done at an odd time, because the Falcons went on to score on that very same drive

Pretty impressive that he’ll now have both the longest and shortest start streaks among current QBs. That’s definitely HOF material.

That first sentence makes me feel awful for any English teacher you’ve ever had.

What a trip down memory lane: