No, that’s against MLB’s rules

DeSean Jackson (shoulder) did not speak to reporters as he left field after practice.

Prince Fielder: “Hey, cool, we got Ham ...

I love that I’m alive during a time where there is a public platform for an NFL player to call Scott Fujita a “dragon ball z name ass bitch”

If I were a team on the market for a free agent linebacker, I know I’d want the one who would immediately go public with all of the team’s dirty laundry immediately after he gets let go from the team.

Been a Cowboys fan all my life. I knew it wasn’t a catch since I saw the first replay, and I’m good with the way the rule is. All he had to do was hold on to it a couple more fucking seconds! He did the hard part! Fack!

How would you write the rule to make these catches, not be subject to some interpretation and still have it be enforceable by the officials?

That’s a really neat car that I spent half the video getting a clear shot of while The Dads yelled at each other

“People need to examine what they might be doing to provoke 49ers fans to give them severe head injuries.” -Stephen A.

The hoop did a perfect Kendrick Perkins impression by being 7-feet tall and not moving the entire time.

How much money did ESPN and Kansas University make while watching Joel Embiid play himself to the point of serious injury?

Look, Kluwe...I won’t punt footballs, and you don’t make Deadspin jokes, okay?

We’ve come down hard on cops in these parts lately, and rightly so. But kudos to Green Bay’s police, EMS, and fire/rescue departments who, in the four hours of radio traffic I listened to, remained calm and professional throughout the entire event—even amidst the noise, darkness, confusion, and angry drunks screaming…

My guess is that back in the day Wilt could have simply caught every jump ball thrown his way. So let’s mark it up to competitive balance.

When reached for comment, Timofey Mozgov noted that Irving’s injuries would probably best be treated with some ice, some rest, and trip down to Brew Garden: Fabulous Food, Fine Spirits, Fantastic People™.

How does this shit get out of the grays?

How did you do on the SAT analogies section?

Take your pick

I wonder what people are supposed to say. “You guys are totally right, I’m trying to build a team without black dudes.”, is that what you expect?