If this number were adjusted for inflation, the PPV would have cost around $90 in 2008 when I actually would have given a shit about this fight.

Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

Actually, these bills have been a big deal for a long time while they have been in the works specifically because they are designed to do what Barry says they are.

No, dumbfuck. This country was founded on the idea that a governmental body heavily intwined with a preferred religion wouldn't impose one belief system over another.

Omarion goldmine.

My favorite thing about your comment is how stupid it is.

Were these the listing pictures, that were taken before he moved in? Because I saw some Nascar stuff in the kitchen, and he never came across as a racist to me.

Phoenix fans blamed Hassan's first name, and definitely not his last, for his violent outburst.

The sports media is the reason why a scrub like Nick Young on a team with like 12 wins is even relevant.

What a shock: Nick Young taking some unnecessary shots.

The receipt still leaves five shots unaccounted for. Allegedly!

The Lakers are 15-41.

homeless [hohm-lis]

Nacita's already back in decent shape. UNC is accepting the tweet as 3-credits for an English 300 course.

"Thomas may still have good friends on the Suns, but it still couldn't have felt good being traded from a playoff contender to a lottery contender just half a season into a four year deal."

Better yet, for him to punch Beiber hard enough to make him no longer retarded. Clock him into cognition.

Can't wait for this fight!

A great friend will call you every day and remember your birthday.

One can only assume that the time since that line was funny is relative to the time since you've seen an actual vagina, geek.

I got my MA in Poli Sci at Marquette in '98