You're right. People who have never played basketball clearly cannot understand it, but the jocks know the game inside out. Which explains why Isaiah Thomas is the best GM in sports history and the Rockets are last in the West.

Stats don't predict individual events. You use analytics to give yourself a better *probability* of winning, but to say that because teams who use analytics aren't winning championships every year is to completely misunderstand the point.

Of course, he doesn't need one, does he?

Haha, this reminds me of a text I got from my buddy a few months ago.

WHOOOOSSHHHH

The suspected shooter, a 54-year-old man named Mike Montana, was spotted leaving the scene in a white painting company van.

"When he loosened his grip slightly, I said, 'Just do it. Kill me.'"

This is first guy to turn down sechs.

Say "it's smarmy and dumb" a bunch more times and I'll bet people will start agreeing with you, bro.

It's a league recognizing "hey, player of the month stuff isn't a huge deal anyway, and this team that's coming out of nowhere this season and went 17-0 in january is doing it by playing total team basketball, so let's do something small and out of the box to memorialize their accomplishments."

Only deadspin could have a problem with something cool like this.

You are a garbage person, and I'm done talking to you.

How TF do you stay on top of so many feeds, Burke? Are you watching like 50 at a time?

You guys can't stop watching a lot of stuff around here lately. Hope everything is okay.

So we have a game between two coaches. One has outlandish theories about a conspiracy that defy the laws of physics and has been roundly rejected by scientists and other experts. The other is Pete Carroll.

Neither did they.

Wow, I had no idea that Deadspin had an Editorial Board.

Hey guys, just so you know: This wasn't written by someone from The Onion, and I'm not reading it on theonion.com, therefore it is stupid and bad satire. Thanks.

People are not going to get this. Good luck.

I still watch this video at least twice a year. Karma is a bitch.