As a Seahawk fan, I don't know why you would ever have cared about Manning. Your team sucked throughout his whole prime, then kicked his ass when he was over the hill...

I recommended yours because you recommended his post and then posted to explain why you recommended the post.

"Ooh. Somebody else turned down the Jets. Well, boo-fucking-hoo."

Wow, they actually found a way to put the words "Cleveland Browns" and "pathetic" in the same sentence and yet STILL BE WRONG. Damn.

Wow! Congrats! What position did you play?

So THAT'S where Haley Joel Osment went!

James Harden: Hair should grow down out of one's face!

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.

Fuck Billy Haisley.

Is ur friend a pedo or a dipshit who doesn't watch basketball? Or is he too stupid/lazy to use the internet?

WOW. I sorry but you missed young Croatian sensational Georg Vladinastic. He pulls ball in the hole as a routine in the Spanish Liga. I believe one of the eastern teams own his rites. He has a great lift in the air with his legs and probably will score 20 or 38 points once he makes team in the national basket. I hope…

I think you're reading this the wrong way. He's suggesting Rondo has transcended coaching, and there's nothing left to teach him. He has achieved total basketball clarity.

Really? It's dumb for me to say that physically disciplining a baby, who has no fucking concept of human words, much less "I'm doing this because you did that" connections is one lazy motherfucking way to be an adult with a child? There's no one year old in the world that deserves to have a hand laid on them!

Well, your original post is also imprecise. You suggested that 'rhythm' was making a comment that he was actually lampooning: "So far, it's just you." That's might be why Alex posted about you not understanding sarcasm. Upgrade your reading comprehension.

I get where this guy is coming from. Hating Deadspin is a full-time job for me, and I'm sick of all the leitches-come-lately who waited until the Manti Te'o story or Doug Exeter's arrival to jump on the bandwagon.

"There has to be some time left on the clock for the goal to count."

Clever comment

BROWNS COACH: So, you guys are pretty serious?

Dwight Howard: [starts backing down small child]