That is true Brownian Motion being exhibited. 

It’s truly mindblowing that he went undrafted after his performances in the tournament, especially considering how good he looked against Zion and Duke. It’s just bizzare to me that 30 teams thought there was no place on their roster for a 7+ footer who can rebound and block shots... Seemed worth a flyer just on…

As someone who worked as a veterinary technician for 10 years and had part in ordering supplies, I can say that yes the costs are high, but many vets work on very slim margins. They buy a lot of supplies from the same distributors as people hospitals, so the costs can be extreme. There have been so many times where we…

Don’t forget that he is being force red broccoli while being assaulted by Kurds, and souls with AIDS. 

Having lived there several years, Missouri is the show me the way out of here state

Fixed! 

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

There is no way Donald Trump attends Game 5.

I have a feeling that if Houston manages to extend the series,  Trump will suddenly have some business come up and he won't be able to go. Because you know he would not take a public booing well.

But seriously, Jose Andres is a goddamn saint. He was in Puerto Rico serving over 10,000 a meals a day after Hurricane Maria struck.

Sure, but I wouldn’t be upset at all if this happens:

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Hard to believe a guy who’s password was Eckstein123, might not be that fucking bright.

Right after their cricket updates.

I keep saying that it’s not so much that a racist, sexist, fool like Trump is President, it’s that 60 million people were cool with making a racist, sexist, fool president. Even if he loses the next election and we start to move back towards some semblance of normalcy, those 60 million people will still be here.

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

That’s just pure efficiency right there.