Come on now. If George Bush is in heaven right now I have to think he’s actually doing what he liked best on Earth, ignoring people with AIDS. 

“Nobody but those doomed to the fiery pits of hell could ever possibly care about the XFL."

Narrator- They did not respect his decision.

Or more likely it’s his way of saying “please do not kill any of my family members because I decided not to attend the school you grew up near.”

Yes, but due to logistical reasons the tattoos are theirs to keep.

Do they have to give the money back?

This whole thing is wild, but as a former, but still enthusiastic equestrian, I find the idea that it was Priyanka's job to teach a fully grown man how to ride a horse incredible. He's an adult man. He has millions of dollars. If he was uncomfortable with the idea of riding a horse for 5 minutes, that's his job to…

The writer, Mariah Smith, is black, but the Cut’s editors, and their perspective, are mostly white.

This is getting tiresome. Nate Silver and 538 never stated that Donald Trump had no chance to win. The last estimate they put up showed that he had a smaller but definite chance to win.

Well he certainly can’t TOS the ball in the hoop, that’s for sure.

Does he think a baseball player hitting .290 will never get a hit?

Are you fucking serious with this? Call security, don’t take it into your own hands. She’s a stupid, drunk 19 year old girl that weighs probably less then half of what he does, you don’t need to give physical in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER. A truly violent person would’ve done more doesn’t wash away what he did, and holds zero…

You don’t know how probabilities work, do you?

He was just trying to deprive the baby of oxygen so it might grow up to become a Steelers fan.

I’m so glad someone recalled this one.

Oh, that takes me back. Glad someone else remembers it.

Almonds are fine, and perhaps the most versatile nut, but the cashew is the best nut and I will accept no arguments in opposition (except maybe the macadamia nut, but they’re so goddamn expensive and hard to crack that I only have them a couple times a year).

The Phillies sent Dykstra to Las Vegas to meet with Harper, but haven’t seen or heard from him since.

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He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.