- Have the Jags start Blake Bortles or Cody Kessler at QB

If they could bring in Mike Lombardi they could assemble the best team of all time using their unique strategies of favoring players who are “good at football” and avoiding players who are “not good at football”

- Have DeSean Waston back at QB

The kind of people that have “full time availability” for a unpaid internship should be kept as FAR AWAY from government as possible, aka; every single little twerp in that lede image.

You’ve got my vote, Rutgers. 

I forgot about that one. I hate it when I google “bills ass play” and have to choose which image I want...

Packers brought in Mike McCarthy after the game and fired him; he was not expecting it, per source.

Might end up being the best for the Bills future though. A win could be the difference between drafting at no 7. for a guy who’s going to leave as soon as his rookie contract ends vs. no 12. for a guy who’s traded for a future 4th round pick after his first year.

I told you Pluto would get its revenge!

“He’ll be fiiiine” - Marv Marinovich  

“Daddy, no!”

I will record any non-racist/non-hateful message the Deadspin commentariat wants for $5*. That’s two orders of magnitude less! Serious offers only**.

It’s not a tipping point, just the latest round of CYA. He got fired for lying to the bosses, not for what he did at the hotel.

Coach Reid is too busy trying to call his son to ask what he wants for Christmas and is wondering why it goes straight to voicemail.

It looks like he goes through one of the guys holding him back to get at her and knocks him over. He wants to hit her so bad he’s bowling over his buddies. 

Hunt’s friend handed the police Ottinger’s phone, saying she had left it in their room

“Hunt reportedly punched a man in the face after a verbal altercation at an Ohio resort”

People are already saying shit like “well, it’s not like he “Ray Rice’d” her” and “it’s not that bad”. Because that’s pretty much the point the NFL is at right now. At least he didn’t do that. At least he didn’t brutally attack his pregnant girlfriend, or murder his girlfriend and then kill himself. Yeah, probably…

Oh please, we all know Aaron Rodgers doesn’t make calls.

McCarthy, like Rodgers, is an alpha male.