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I see he’s already responded with some relatively mundane stuff, but the truly exciting thing he’s been up to is that one time he recorded a video for us over at doorfliesopen.com.

THIS GUY AARON RODGERS I CALL HIM JOSEPH N. WELCH CAUSE HE IS MAKING A GUY NAMED MCCARTHY LOOK LIKE THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN AMERICAN HISTORY.

He needed some twitter love from his army of bots and cultist to make him feel better.

“THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANI...[realizes victim is of another species]...well, it’s got to be some kind of crime, at any rate.”

Speaking of sports that involve a lot of running and kicking, is deadspin going to be providing any coverage whatsoever of the Rugby World Cup?

“I can't help but find myself looking up to this fellow..." - Ben Shapiro

That was pretty inhuman of me, and I’d delete it if I could. However, the town of Paradise supported Trump by a margin of 54-39 - that’s +15, and approximately the same as South Carolina. Data is here, Paradise precincts are the 55 ones.

Based on the politics of this region, it's clear that this is the path they have chosen for themselves. I’ve gone from pitying the people in Trump country to actively reveling in their despair (much like they reveled in mine when he was elected).

Hopefully those drug dealers won’t ever think to split up that 60 lb. package into twelve smaller packages that can easily be thrown over the wall individually. 

That's pretty cool but it seems like it would be more fun to make those cuts at the base and then topple a nice big section of it over.

or really existed in the modern world at all, really.

Like, did it ever occur to anyone that he stopped responding because he was tired of all the moochers and went off to live in a gulch somewhere?

It’s pretty good. My own idea is that the kicking team can announce “onsides attempt” and have a circular area marked off on the field where if they can get the ball to stop rolling while inside of that area, they get to keep it, otherwise the receiving team gets it. The nice thing about this is that there’s a lot of…

In my state (CT) it was the town of Southington that was always trotting out these athletic superstar exchange students.