Should’ve happened to this leg, instead.

Hopefully not, but if so he had a fine career.... He made a living eating my Raiders alive. 

― James Baldwin, The Fire Next Time

Jesus Christ I hate the goddamned Broad Street Bully Flyers but that Gritty is pretty hilarious.

When people are fanatically dedicated to political or religious faiths or any other kind of dogmas or goals, it’s always because these dogmas or goals are in doubt.

Yes, that is my point. If you want to argue he deserves more money, I’m probably on your side. If you want to argue that the league uses these fines to control players, I couldn’t agree more. If you want to argue it wasn't an illegal play and he should not have been fined, I probably agree with you there too. But if…

You know you have a shitty program and coach when I’m rooting for the team that literally killed a kid this year to beat you.

“You think I enjoy this?”

To be fair, the regions that need these jobs the most are the same ones that have gutted education spending, public transport is considered communist, and they of course now have clean coal.

Not just salty ones. Sugary and fattening ones as well.

The man has outlived the average Packers fan by 12 years. Each day is a blessing

With his BMI and your standard Wisconsin diet of cheese, sausage and beer? Medically speaking he’s probably a ticking ti-

What did he expect? You can only operate a Slay on snow.  Doing it indoors would really tire out the reindeer.

1st prize is an nfl contract. 2nd prize is all-conference. 3rd prize is you’re fired. 

He’s no Colonel Orangeorange

Who does Oliver think he's dealing with, Minor Peargray?

When I was in sixth grade, I was singled out by the kids in my class for bullying, on the grounds that I wore Reebok sneakers matched with Nike socks. It stopped when one of the kids reached down to try and pull up my pants and see what my socks looked like, only for me to try and kick him in the face.

“The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Christine Flowers is the fucking worst. I don’t have anything pithy or clever, she’s a horrible person who seems to be the embodiment of comments like, “racism would go away if you just stopped talking about it.”