Take an objective look at the team he led to the Finals last year. It is absolute trash.

Big deal, after a night of too many cosmos I too got eye level with the rim. My story also involves a transcendent Dook, as well.

This is how it is. Until he’s gone.

yeah my friends all agreed with you    watching it live it just felt like the ball was coming down but it isn’t clear from slowed down video or repeated viewings    that’s not as tough a call as block/charge, but it’s a tough one with all the huge people who can jump like crazy now

I’m rarely a fan of escalating on-court shenanigans into actual courts, but that’s assault.

Who’s going to win Most Handsome and Humble Commenter this year? Seems like only a year ago I beat you ugly fuckers. 

Had to create an account just to voice my support for this comment. Excelsior!

One clip on YouTube and the opening stumbles

Gruden face level:

The thing is, now they will have to contend with the field being on fire. I'm not sure that's better.

/shrugs

I haven’t paid for a pen in decades. I’m a (retired) physician and every pharmaceutical rep always had pens. I had so many pens that when one of my hospitals decided they were going to make nurses bring their own pens to work I opened up a desk drawer and donated over 100 pens to them without making a dent in my…

ITT: Millennials acting like they’re the first people to ever have to face crushing student loan debt, disruptive technology, and a crap economy and job market while being condescended to by previous generations.

Two minutes isn’t that long when you’re brushing your teeth. My electric toothbrush goes for three minutes. The trick is, you leave the bathroom when you’re brushing your teeth. I’ll sit on the couch and watch TV, check my phone, or if I’m really feeling it, I’ll sit in bed and get on the laptop. Ever brushed your…

Alright, fellow late-twenty/early-thirty-somethings. Let’s agree we’re not going to react to this, we’re just going to calmly say it’s condescending, weird that a generation that raised us would spend so much time laughing about our problems, and is based on a profile of stereotypes that treat weird specific internet…

“A computer does your job now! Go directly to jail.”

Take the Cardinals’ rollout field down to Mexico City. It’s not like the Cards are using it.

Part of me says Markelle Fultz is pulling some next level shit on the rest of the league—you know, that whole “those guys are playing checkers and Fultz is playing chess” deal. But, actually they’re playing basketball and he sucks at that.

This settles the MJ vs Lebron debate for me. MJ was weak by giving guys like Ewing and Barkley their talent back after defeating the Monstars while Lebron shows killer instinct and doesn’t give it back to Fultz.

BALK. Runner advances.