it reminds me of the old stupid Cheech & Chong joke “I was all messed up on drugs, now I’m all messed up on the Lord.” Now the evangelicals are all messed up on Trump, but the speed with which Trump usurped their religious morals is still surreal to me. Watching “Christians” rush to aggressively defend the least godly…

This is well written and spot on. I’d say some “stick to sports” bullshit, but you really crushed this.

It truly boggles my mind that the argument now is that the children have changed. As if every generation of children hasn’t been the exact same since the dawn of man. My kids are selfish, entitled little narcissists who I would die for. But they are the way they are because that’s how kids are. (Also maybe because I’m…

Paul Brown Stadium had another fire alarm reported broken about 15 years ago. That suspect said he always destroyed anything that had the word Simplex on it, just in case. I wonder if Sean Payton ever met this Ron Mexico fellow.

Gruden: It’s painful. It is hard. It will be hard to sleep again, hard to get up in the morning. What do I do, Tony?

based on the amount of redshift in his image, Gruden and the Raiders are receding from us at 99.9976% the speed of light

To say nothing of the other nine years. 

That third Lions player took Mack to the ground, there’s some hope still.

It’s certainly a step up from the Work Sets You Free sign they have on entering the training complex.

i thought the Raiders might be decent this year. Boy is my face red.

I’m honestly worried they are going to have to start messing with the background colors to continue the reddening. We're barely halfway through the season. 

Down 2 scores with 4 minutes to go, being down another score doesn’t change much for win probability

Given they were down multiple scores with 4 minutes left, that would have been the logical decision.

As an OAKLAND Raider fan, this season has been the last straw. It’s a truly historic slap in the face of East Bay fans who have supported this team through thick and thin. This was a playoff team two years ago and now is a scam by not admitting this would be a “rebuild year” in order to get bodies in seats at the…

Yes. That’s what he should have done. That’s the better play here.

Since it was 4th down, heaving it up and getting intercepted down the field would have been better than throwing it away.

So this is the british version of “DURRRR ENGLAND DURRR” ?

When asked why,  he talked about Rampart for 15 minutes and bailed.

“Optically safe,” in this case, means “less likely to have their eyes plucked out by Saudi torturers.”

I’m not trying to be self-congratulatory here, because this is clearly not my own effort. But I’ve changed my thinking on gun control and what needs to be done to prevent these tragedies. I used to be closer to the “full defense of the 2nd Amendment at all costs” opinion. But hearing people suggest alternate, logical,…