This isn’t even that cynical (sadly)... this is probably just true. Ugh.

Anyone reading this probably grey comment, get out and vote if you haven’t yet!

You missed the point. All these coaches talk about how they teach their YOUNG MEN more than FOOTBAW but about LIFE and HOW TO BE LEADERS and all that other dumb shit. We all know it’s a bullshit lie and this is just an example of it.

I hate to be cynical, but part of me can’t help thinking that the typical Southern football coach leans right politically, and isn’t all that interested in encouraging a group of young men who might vote Democrat to vote.

Let’s not forget that Brian Kelly also helped at least one player escape rape charges.

Nice ad placement, google—a bunch of crates to shove animals into.

It seems like that, until you realize Matt Ryan is literally 76.

Worst case scenario, you go to the service desk, sbow them your membership card, and they print out a copy of your receipt.

Aurora was never seriously hurt or in danger of being euthanized. The U.S. Military Academy apologized and said the two unnamed cadets would be.

I assume this is what a master falconer looks like. Don’t @ me.

Dig a little deeper, bubba. That 10% applies to a very small population of vehicles – not because the tariff is preventing Europeans from buying American cars, but simply because they have barely over zero interest in them. Meanwhile, the 2.5% that the US levies on European vehicles actually gets applied to a much…

We’ll probably see the results in late 2020, hit a recession, then elect a democrat who will lead the country back up to a peak. Then the voters will get overly confident, elect a republican again, and repeat the cycle. 

So what you’re saying is that in the past 20 years, republicans took over when the economy is good, deregulated and did stupid shit and crashed the economy, and then democrats got elected to fix the economy and as it was getting good, people forgot about it and elected republicans again and then after a few years,…

Afterward, I asked McMaster whether he still supported Trump given the tariffs and their potential impact on the BMW plant.

Good.

I think people would be fine with that premise if Republicans weren’t intent on moving the goalposts every time our immigration policies might let in a brown person. First it was attacks on “chain migration” which is legal under our immigration policies. Next it was attacks on those seeking asylum, an entirely legal…

Fuck Trump.

Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care. 

Is Deadspin so down in the dumps they can’t afford to pay an editor to look this over? Both Miami teams have shared the stadium for awhile now.

multiple league sources reached out to express concern about the state of the field, with one calling it “horrendous” and a “complete shitshow.”

If they had knocked out Duke, I would've paid for the banner myself.