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Tebow’s not coming back.

That block quote sounds like it was taken out of Donald Trump’s handbook for dealing with the press. Talk about how great you are despite mountains of evidence to the contrary...

I find it very helpful when people just flat out let me know they are a fucking liar by using the term “FAKE NEWS”.

Dr Z was doing the SI weekly NFL power rankings before he was felled, always amusing and insightful.  He seemed big on charting plays and could describe objectively why X was a better RT than Y.  I missed him.

I’ve told this story here before, but in memory of Dr. Z, I think its worth a re-telling. In a roundabout way, Dr. Z lead me to become a Deadspin reader/commenter.

This is what happens when you’re not good-looking enough to get the steady stream of women that male privilege convinced you you were entitled to.

“Not having cameras in Toronto” is how Marc Trestman got an NFL head coaching job.

He also has a really hot Canadian girlfriend. But you can’t see her picture, because they don’t have cameras in Toronto.

I’m sure it was a total coincidence that Durkin was able to sic his bootlicker goons on the punter the same (and only) day he was allowed back at practice.

I have a strong feeling that the people attacking the punter and the people who walked out are not the same people.

Wait, so the team was so in favor of Durkin that this kid got beat up for not maintaining the wall of silence around the murder of a teammate, but also so opposed to Durkin that they shit-talked him and walked out of his first meeting back? I’m getting mixed messages here.

Just fold this fucking disgusting program already. The fact that their are players on this team the support their murderer of a coach is beyond belief to me.

Some liberals might try to tell you that you shouldn’t have made fun of dude about his fly being unzipped but they’re wrong. Being incompetent losers who can’t even zip their pants up is a huge part of why these people are attracted to fascism in the first place. And while publicly shaming them for being incompetent

I know, factually, that several athletes on teams I support are shit people. It sucks but I’m morally compromised.
Things like the Derrick Rose situation are so galling because they frame being accused of sexual assault as “thing you overcome.” I remember when Jameis Winston was drafted/started playing in the NFL and

My favorite part is seeing the one or two commenters who finally notice it on each successive post. It truly is a slow-burning thing of beauty.

If this doesn’t work out with Gruden and the Grinders (an excellent nickname for the Raiders, BTW), there is one other coach who will take the gig. 

get a lot of phone calls from people who are dying to come and play here

This is about on the level of Gregg Williams saying he had four job offers where all he had to do was just go in and sign the contract.

Commentator 1: You could not have scripted a better ending to this game!