I think people would be fine with that premise if Republicans weren’t intent on moving the goalposts every time our immigration policies might let in a brown person. First it was attacks on “chain migration” which is legal under our immigration policies. Next it was attacks on those seeking asylum, an entirely legal…

Fuck Trump.

Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care. 

Is Deadspin so down in the dumps they can’t afford to pay an editor to look this over? Both Miami teams have shared the stadium for awhile now.

multiple league sources reached out to express concern about the state of the field, with one calling it “horrendous” and a “complete shitshow.”

If they had knocked out Duke, I would've paid for the banner myself.

You are the good banner. Yes you are!

Tebow’s not coming back.

That block quote sounds like it was taken out of Donald Trump’s handbook for dealing with the press. Talk about how great you are despite mountains of evidence to the contrary...

I find it very helpful when people just flat out let me know they are a fucking liar by using the term “FAKE NEWS”.

Dr Z was doing the SI weekly NFL power rankings before he was felled, always amusing and insightful.  He seemed big on charting plays and could describe objectively why X was a better RT than Y.  I missed him.

I’ve told this story here before, but in memory of Dr. Z, I think its worth a re-telling. In a roundabout way, Dr. Z lead me to become a Deadspin reader/commenter.

This is what happens when you’re not good-looking enough to get the steady stream of women that male privilege convinced you you were entitled to.

“Not having cameras in Toronto” is how Marc Trestman got an NFL head coaching job.

He also has a really hot Canadian girlfriend. But you can’t see her picture, because they don’t have cameras in Toronto.

I’m sure it was a total coincidence that Durkin was able to sic his bootlicker goons on the punter the same (and only) day he was allowed back at practice.

I have a strong feeling that the people attacking the punter and the people who walked out are not the same people.

Wait, so the team was so in favor of Durkin that this kid got beat up for not maintaining the wall of silence around the murder of a teammate, but also so opposed to Durkin that they shit-talked him and walked out of his first meeting back? I’m getting mixed messages here.

Just fold this fucking disgusting program already. The fact that their are players on this team the support their murderer of a coach is beyond belief to me.

Some liberals might try to tell you that you shouldn’t have made fun of dude about his fly being unzipped but they’re wrong. Being incompetent losers who can’t even zip their pants up is a huge part of why these people are attracted to fascism in the first place. And while publicly shaming them for being incompetent…