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I know, factually, that several athletes on teams I support are shit people. It sucks but I’m morally compromised.
Things like the Derrick Rose situation are so galling because they frame being accused of sexual assault as “thing you overcome.” I remember when Jameis Winston was drafted/started playing in the NFL and

“If he wanted us to go into a game he would pull our ponytail and drag us to the scorer’s table.

LOL at “School CEO”. I guess I can start calling myself Senior VP of Math Improvement Technologies.

My favorite part is seeing the one or two commenters who finally notice it on each successive post. It truly is a slow-burning thing of beauty.

Was gonna give you a star for this, but couldn’t bring myself to...

If this doesn’t work out with Gruden and the Grinders (an excellent nickname for the Raiders, BTW), there is one other coach who will take the gig. 

get a lot of phone calls from people who are dying to come and play here

This is about on the level of Gregg Williams saying he had four job offers where all he had to do was just go in and sign the contract.

Commentator 1: You could not have scripted a better ending to this game!

It seems like Loh deserves a modicum of credit here. He’s taking this action without any buy-in from the Board after actually listening what people had to say about the decision to keep Durkin. It’s not clear what further repercussions he could face for the action. He’s doing it too late, but he is doing the right

The entire board needs to resign. Obviously nothing will get better until they’re gone.

Not a fan of death porn, so i'mma give these a miss.

To clarify, “sitting” while playing for Thibs means Butler will only play 41 minutes tonight.

Oh, enough of this shit. If I wanted some Butler drama I’d go watch Remains of the fucking Day

Go to hell WWE. Stood with you through all sorts of shit but this is fucking low.

Both chuck toys haphazardly around the field, yet fake-peter man gets thrown in jail while Nate Peterman is starting on Sunday. 

I have a feeling that Nadal’s knee injury will flare up suddenly before the tournament. He will regret it, but hopes the fans will understand.

Agreed. Confirmation bias is so delicious every now and then isn’t it? Hopefully there’s enough of a shitstorm over this and their people realize it’s not worth it financially and PR-wise. Not the best reason to drop out but better than actually supporting the Saudis.

Not just a 7th, a *2020* 7th. They exchanged him for draft capital good in a year we aren’t even guaranteed to make it to.