Nadal and Djokovic cited the duration of their commitment and the need for more information as reason$ to be cautiou$.

Good for Loh, I guess, but fuck that entire fucking school.

His recruiting is fucked now. There’s literally no upside to keeping him.

The absolute NEED to pander in human misery to his base is really what disgusts me the most about this presidency. “This could hurt a lot of people! My supporters will love it!” It’s the only rhyme or reason to such a blatantly unconstitutional act like this. It’s a big reason I feel so personally offended when…

as you’ll see if you watch the clip itself

Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who supports him and his racist, mysoginistic, fear-based platitudes.

Why the fuck are these interviewers so gleeful? Right down the line, when the president or his minions say something awful, they all giggle about it. It’s not fucking funny. They are implementing horrible policies. Don’t fucking laugh.

Jonathan Swan is what Michelle Wolf criticized at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner (and it was those press criticisms which colored their impressions of her speech).

This is such a bugfuck crazy thing. And I would add that it isn’t just immigrants who are targeted by this. Can you prove your parents were here legally when you were born? I don’t have that paperwork lying around.

And what say you, Darren Rovell

America, so much demand for racism that we also have to import it from overseas.

Democracy Dies When Access Is Valued Above All Else.

“....three separate dildos made their way onto the playing surface during last night’s game against the Patriots.”

Tom Brady may be 29-3 against the Bills, but he’s never beaten them in the playoffs.

Denver wasn’t using all 5 players on defense- just 4.  It was an all-offense gameplan that lost a lot of games for a little while.  Scott Skiles set a record with like 30 assists against them in another game. 

Cool cool cool. None of that applies to Lacob, who is a VC/hedge fund guy, who you know, basically builds/creates nothing and doesn’t really employ anyone you might consider a “working stiff.” Fuck off back to www.reason.com?

And 173 for the game. Without hitting a single 3-pointer. That box score is fucking nuts.

I think it’s the part where they refer to themselves as just like everyone else, albeit smarter. 

Pictured: Arbitrator, immediately following said ruling:

I was with you until you got to Grammar Nazi-ing. Leave the Oxford comma and correct spelling of homonyms out of this!