...where I hunt the most dangerous game of all.

Where does asphyxiating fit into this equation?

NO-AH ONE-AH DENIES-AH THIS-AH!

I'd suggest that Tom Brady has to go return some videotapes, but Roger Goodell has already made sure that those videotapes were destroyed.

What are the benefits associated with being in one of these bands? Are there scholarships, etc.? I ask because I’m wondering what repercussions these kids would face if instead of actually playing their instruments at the next game, they simply walked out or collectively took a knee or something.

I love how conservatives try to depict California cities as these vile, miserable wastelands that nobody wants to live in, at the same time as housing prices here continue to skyrocket.

As soon as he touched her she seemed to wince and stiffen. To embrace her was like embracing a jointed wooden image. And what was strange was that even when she was clasping him against her he had the feeling that she was simultaneously pushing him away with all her strength. The rigidlty of her muscles managed to…

But as a Republican woman, she can always dream of a day when that no longer holds true.

Based on her name I had always assumed Tessa Virtue was dating Dick Tracy.

[makes dismissive wanking motion] - Jeff Fisher

So your defense of Tyreek Hill is that Crystal Espinal is a piece of shit, too? Also: https://deadspin.com/tyreek-hill-says-punching-his-three-year-old-son-in-the-1836805654

I absolutely believe in due process. In this case, the due process was that Child Protective Services determined that Tyreek Hill’s child was being abused to the point where they felt it necessary to remove the child from the home - this is not an action that CPS takes lightly. They they opened an investigation into…

“When you’re a star, they let you do it...”

Oh, that reminds me...

He probably got it from riding on the Monorail.

Or “Mock Trial” with Judge Reinhold!

So rather than genuine personality conflict, it sounds like the dispute between Antonio Brown and Ben Roethlisberger was more of a “Tastes Great / Less Filling” type of problem.

Perfect choice for the final photograph.

I’m not sure, but I bet it’s within 5% of the number that have asked “well why was she wearing that dress, then?” at some point.