From what I’ve watched of him (which is admittedly not too much), Medvedev seems to be a pusher. The most terrifying kind of pusher to play against, at that - a pusher with good aim.

I appreciate the suggestion, but The Bearistocrats! already have their own thing going.

I’ll thank you to refer to that man by his proper name of “Handjob Bob” or “Bobby Two Strokes” in the future please.

That’s My Raiders™, indeed.

You're too kind. I just hope I don't go broke doing it, because I actually *am* making the investments.

Oh, they’re pretty much all there. It’s funny you should mention Pennywise, though; cause I just started a new series where he’ll soon be making a cameo appearance.

[cue audience hooting and hollering]

[cue “awwww” studio audience reaction]

It’s important to note that this was the predicted hurricane track from August 31 - the day BEFORE Trump told the nation that it would be hitting Alabama. He has dementia, and it's gone from bad to worse.

Except the NOAA plot from September 1st (the day when Trump made the announcement that it would hit Alabama) doesn’t show that at all. You are a B+ Trump apologist, at best.

I'd argue that “convicted sex offender Brock Turner” is more accurate.

I prefer to refer to him as UNREPENTANT Stanford Rapist Brock Turner just to ensure that people don’t get confused with a different Stanford Rapist Brock Turner who might have actually demonstrated some semblance of remorse for sexually assaulting an unconscious woman, as opposed to the Stanford Rapist Brock Turner…

I like this a great deal. You might think about editing and repackaging this a bit and publishing it at, say, Medium or something. I feel like gun owners will only ever listen to other gun owners, and there's a lot in here that they need to consider. 

Oh no! What are you, worried that now the inside of your garbage can is gonna smell bad?

I do this with recyclables like cans, because not only do I get the self-satisfaction of having made my neighborhood cleaner, but I get a shiny nickel for having done so!

No but remember that one day last winter when it was really cold? That disproves the whole climate change thing. /s

I misremembered JCVD giving a speech at some point where he taunted the crowd, so I pretty much watched the whole thing too, hunting for something that wasn’t there.

Everything he’ll ever need can be found right here:

Deputy Frederick G. Jackson attempted to chase them down, but, uh, it didn’t work out.