Can we henceforth refer to this incident as Eject-Six in Phoe-nix?

It's a weird paradox, isn't it? "Minorities are taking over this country!" at the same time as "We must force them to reproduce more!"

GOP: All Mexicans are rapists and criminals.

I bet Stephen Ross said the same thing when a black guy complained to the press after being denied membership at his country club. 

I've actually found a good 75 lbs or so of standard weights curbside on trash days. 

Nah, the put-downs are far too inventive for Donnie Bitch Tits to have delivered them.

It makes me very happy to peer into my garage gym and ruminate on how assembling everything in there cost about as much as 3 months of a Crossfit or fancy gym membership. Sometimes, when I’m really feeling frisky, I’ll even grab a rag and wipe off some of the dust.

Al Gore warned us about that.

You can’t spell “MONTANA” without “ON METHAMPHETAMINE”.

Huh. I’m surprised he’s not into Australian Rules Football, I’m sure he could find a franchise to cheer for.

Ah yes, part of the Brett Kavanaugh defense suite. Next thing is to produce a calendar that doesn’t have a single instance of “harrass Hispanic family with racist taunts at a ballgame” scheduled on it as proof that the accusations are completely fabricated.

Not me. I want to be the white knight that rescues Jia from being hit by the cement truck and then gets mad at her when she won’t sleep with me as a reward for my heroics.

Nathan Peterman, America’s Quarterback and Oakland’s either second or third, is growing on Jon Gruden.

Starred for the Jay Cutler reference.

Guys, it's "DoJu".

Normally I’d go with something about Joe Flacco, but all that has changed.

I can understand something like this happening to a Kaleigh Gilchrist or a Paige Hauschild. But how, for the love of God, can parents name their child “Johnny Hooper” and then let his sport of choice become water polo.

Reading this blog has reminded me how desperately happy I am to be leaving the Raiders (and all of football) behind this season, and how much richer my life will be for it. 

My place in a not-yet-fashionable-corner of LA is about 1500, and right now would probably go for $1.2. But I bet similar space elsewhere could go for a full $2.  Probably depends on what part of NYC you were talking about.