Sounds more like Darwin inverted, if the part about sympathy lays was true.

Picturing this in my head is making me smile.

When you said “mini” I first thought you were talking about Ben Shapiro, but then I got to the “truth” part.

And also every time Fox News does a live report outside of a Cheeto-safe space.

As soon as I saw her get the ball with that much space in front of her I was yelling at my TV, “go on, take a rip!” And damned if she didn’t.

I feel like you may have missed my intended point.

Well maybe if President Shit-For-Brains had had such nice words for Rapinoe as he’d had for his pedophile buddy Jeffrey Epstein, she’d have welcomed the invitation.

I've been praying that when Dick Cheney finally kicks the bucket it's on camera so I can re-use this caption.

I've never done that, but I could conceive of doing it - there are a few sections along the route where I walk my dog that are an absolute desert as far as accessible trash cans go, so if I were emerging from that desert I could see helping out someone who was headed into it.

I assume you are being specific to England only, yes?

Pfft.  Come back when you’ve managed to ski the K-12 on one ski.

I grew up skiing in the 80's and 90's and then switched to snowboarding right around 2000. My experience was that as soon as the resorts started building and maintaining dedicated terrain parks, a lot of the original problems went away. People who wanted to move briskly down the mountain were no longer troubled by…

I saw.  I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up.

Rumor has it Ainge is putting together a sign-and-trade that makes it possible for them to keep Horford. I sure hope he pulls it off; Horford is my favorite Celtic.

I like that within 48 hours there were already two more Rapinoe highlights to add to the package.

For real? Technically, it’s still open. As is Secretary of Defense. It’s great how some people think this asshole president is doing his job well when everyone he hires either quits or gets fired.

It was probably more of a threat. Like, “you think YOU ruined things for the constituency you were elected to serve? Just wait until you see what WE have been doing...”

It’s “Ex-Rays”.

Or the MadLadMan Theory, in which they switch the signs on the men’s and women’s restrooms in the stadium. 

If you ever need motivation to swear off drinking for the rest of your life, just take a close look at the skin around this guy’s nose.