I was assuming that the entire point of the article was to mock Ben Shapiro’s diminutive stature via the banner image, which is delightful.

Aren’t they cannibalizing their own business model, to some degree? Google exists to harvest information about you in order to sell ads. If they are constantly supplying you the with input that they are then harvesting, their trove of information about you fails to grow.

Is there something wrong with your eyes? LOOK AT THE FOOTAGE. He’s laughably bad, and no amount of “testimonials” from his cronies and lickspittles are going to make me disbelieve what I can see with my own two eyes here. 

My dad was a lifelong Republican, but I don’t know if he’d vote for this guy knowing how he cheats at golf.

Yes, the Raiders.

That’s fine but I will never refer to Sean Combs as anything other than “Puffy”. You only get to choose an alternate name once.

No! Don't fall for the fallacy of hope! Deadspin has been trying to warn you about these Raptors for years!

All of that is true, but deep in our hearts we know that the Raptors are going to blow it. 

Particularly by that fan, who also forgot where he parked, and what day of the week it was, and the date of his mother’s birthday...

Um...

After learning that Mark Stevens would be back courtside for Game 4, the Raptors announced that they would be adding Ron Artest, Stephen Jackson, and Jermaine O’Neal to their staff as “hydration specialists”.

Except that Enrico Pallazzo was able to correctly recite a lot more of the lyrics of the national anthem than that hollering orange idiot ever could.

Conservative humor is basically a distilled version of a bully propping up his victim and saying “we’re all just joking around here, aren’t we, buddy?” when confronted by an authority figure.

Send them on a “freedom vacation” to a country with some of the fewest regulations in the world: Liberia! Then let them bootstrap their way back home.

Yep, no surprise that you’re a Trump fan.  Loser. 

That is very interesting because the whole reason it didn’t feel right to me was because my gut reaction upon seeing “alleged victim” is that it is encouraging me to think “well how do we even know she was even raped?”. Which seems to be the exact opposite intent of presenting it that way.

Thanks for the response. I’m honestly not “just asking questions” here; I meant it in good faith.

I know he’s looked good so far, but I don’t think he’s viable over the long term unless he gets rid of that hitch in his swing. 

Something about the formulation “alleged victim” in the headline doesn’t feel right to me. Would something like “accuser” be more appropriate, or am I just being oversensitive?