If they don’t already, they will.

It’s the middle of nowhere. Mt. Vernon has a population of 2,662 (as of 2010) and is located in Franklin County, which has a population of 10,605. Shit-For-Brains carried the county with about 85% of the vote.

The Bucks are in big trouble.

You have to call Trump’s bluff. Always. Because it’s always a bluff.

“In Strap-on Latvia, Chik fills U!”

It’s not, really. The Knicks needed a legitimate rim protector and Porzingis kept getting his rump roasted on defense. I can understand why they wanted to chuck him.

I guess it makes sense; the Knicks have been known to treat their players like cattle.

I understand that Porzingis had a beef with the Knicks, but you’re telling me that Frazier did, too?

Ever since my vacation in Japan last year, I have had my eyes on one of those things.

I often worry that I am going to pull a muscle while wiping my ass. I am not joking.

Holy shit that’s like $7,000 for each time he strikes the ball (or about $14,000 for each shot he marks down on his scorecard)!

I was about to answer that I often put it on as background when I’m, say, folding laundry or cooking dinner so I can stay current with sports I don’t follow closely, but then I realized that I don’t actually do that anymore.

+1 for using "inferred" correctly. That make you officially sexier than Kamala Harris!

I think we need to reassess LeBron’s greatness, in that he was able to lead his team to victory against the Warriors not once but four times in games the Warriors actually cared about winning.

Zuckerberg went to Harvard, and built a network of investors and partners based on the contacts he made there. Evan Spiegel went to Stanford and did the same. Jeff Bezos went to Princeton and did likewise. Did YOU go to one of those places and build up the network you'll need to "bootstrap" your way to the top? If…

More of a Tupac Shakur, really.

1. No, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Repeatedly. (But seriously, yes, he has.)

It really shouldn't be. Imagine if Malia Obama or Chelsea Clinton had done something like that?

Nah, he’s just a member of the goldcloaks, not the Kingsguard. He can bang as many hookers as he likes!

My theory is that Grey Worm knew exactly where Dany was, while Jon and Davos wandered around looking for her for a while, and when they finally figured out where everyone was they gave him dirty looks and were like, “hey, asshole, you knew where she was this whole time and you just let us wander around like idiots?”