Counterpoint:

Or the Google Mini that somehow appeared on the mantle without me even remembering ordering one.

I’m surprised the Spurs couldn’t hear me yelling at them to foul through my TV. I was certainly doing it loudly enough.

I know where ALL the accessible trash cans are along the normal routes where I walk my dog in my neighborhood.

“That’s why I replaced mine with one that runs on good old stolen Iraqi oil. Can’t be getting too sentimental, ya know?” - Dick Cheney

Just call them the Potatoes or the [Redacteds].

No, you're thinking of "corrupt" but I can see how you can get that mixed up when the NCAA is involved.

The laughter is exactly what Dr. Christine Blasey Ford described remembering about the time that Brett Kavanaugh attempted to rape her. Seems to be a common thread with men who sexually assault women.

You should - it's fun!

I spent eighteen months or so working at a hostel near Durban in South Africa. One night we played trivial pursuit with some of the guests. There was a pair of German girls whose English was very limited, but they joined us anyways. To make things more fun, we were incredibly generous at interpreting their answers as…

Do a search for "malicious compliance" sometime. There are some wonderful stories out there.

Do a search for "malicious compliance" sometime. There are some wonderful stories out there.

Guns n Roses was way out in front of the whole global warming thing, ppl forget that

Donnie Bitch Tits for me!

Conservative humor is without question the worst humor.

That technique of guarding Harden - literally staying behind him even while he’s facing the hoop - has anyone ever tried that before? Based on Harden’s numbers (and not the result of the game), it certainly seems to have been effective.

No, he's from the Danish branch of the Van Houtens.

He has now been granted admission into Richie Incognito's "honorary" club.

“I know, right?”

Let’s be honest, usually the only part of a person’s body that is racist is the brain part.