My goal has been to plant enough seeds to reap a good harvest. Today, I can truly say that my harvest has been abundant.

It's good heckling when you throw a players' own words back at them. 

Duh, because Trump told him to.

Was it originally a deadspin thing? I always thought that BobbyBigWheel came up with it over at KSK.

THESE GUYS THE COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS I CALL THEM BEN RICHARDS BECAUSE THEY WILL RAPE YOU AND THEN KILL YOU. OR KILL YOU AND THEN RAPE YOU.

That has to be his nickname from now on, right?

I always refer to him as “who?”

“Getting away with it” would mean that we’re not making jokes about it for the rest of his life. And I, for one, plan to lend a hand to make sure that never happens.

“As president, that would be one of my top priorities!”

Not to mention that the camera adds fifteen pounds, and takes away three inches.

“Uh, no we aren’t.”

If you show it to 100 hockey persons, some per cent say it was a goal and some say it wasn’t.

I’m not a particularly bad golfer. I’m probably about as good of a golfer as our shit-for-brains president actually is (i.e. under strict rules I’d be hovering around 100). I live right up the street from the Los Feliz par 3 course (you’ll remember it from the movie Swingers) where it costs $7 to play nine holes, and…

They’ll never do that with, say, Roger Stone — and that’s what separates us from them.

Trump’s doing a perfectly fine job talking shit about his enemies (in fact, it’s one of the only things he’s actually capable of doing) - please don’t help him out by chasing the bouncy scandal soccer ball like you've done here.

“Please don’t associate me with this slope-browed trash.”

How much revenue do you think regular paved roads bring in? Do you think those get built for free, or require zero maintenance?

I’m basing my theory on the old basketball hoop in my yard - it had such a dead backboard that you could hurl it baseball-style and as long as you hit the top of the red square, pretty much no matter how hard you threw it, the ball would die and drop through the hoop. I know real backboards give much more energy back…

That’s a fascinating question. I’d have to guess yes - the bounce off the backboard is going to eliminate some of the some of the horizontal velocity. This means that you’ll be coming down towards the basket at a slightly greater angle, which makes your effective target area a little bit bigger, which means you have a…

This came up the first time when Sarah Palin hit the scene. I’m not sure whether it’s an age thing, or a class thing, but there’s a gigantic component of the American population that views politics quite simply as the next edition of Real Housewives or The Bachellor/ette. I desperately hope it’s an age thing, and it…