I'll stand by ya.

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It’s funny because neither of those terms is remotely racist but they both sound kinda racist.

I never penalize myself for lost balls, because isn't losing a ball penalty enough? Those things aren't free! But then again, I never brag about my scores, so I think it all balances out. 

Matt Stafford doesn't care for tasteless jokes either, but he'll still eat them.

One of the biggest things is being “stuck” with the P key for the right pinky. Keyboard schemes with a more practical design (Dvorak, Colemak) have all eight home keys as high-frequency letters. But when you start dealing with chords (especially as speeds increase), you have to worry about what I refer to as step-on…

Maybe it's a meta thing and the "joke" is that he's not listed?

A teenage prom queen with an alibi.

Is there an accepted name for this kind of thing? If not, can we call it a “Plinko goal”?

If it’s negative, I've probably already heard it - I know I’m swimming upstream in a very large, very strong river. 

Daw, thanks! I thought pretty extensively about key placement/combinations - there's a reason for everything. 

I took typing in 1991 in high school and was taught by a traditionalist (we actually started out on typewriters) and had already gotten proficient with the backspace key; trying to type without it was a nightmare. 

Apology accepted.  Yeah, my thing is intended to make the transition away from traditional keyboards as simple and efficient as possible. It’s already asking a lot from users; asking them to ditch QWERTY at the same time would be impossible. Strangely enough; QWERTY’s inefficient design actually plays pretty well into…

Good for you, that’s the RIGHT way to do it (in my opinion).

If it makes you feel better, I type the exact same way (do you also use your left index finger to strike the C key, contrary to typing canon?) and I literally design keyboards.

For sure. This the hardest I have laughed all week. And I laughed REALLY hard when RJ Barrett's free throw that was intended to miss bounced in.

UNC ATHLETIC DEPT: ...and one last thing - could you deliver your results orally?

This isn’t the kind of thing that should bring me joy.

Happy Duke Schadenfreude Day, everybody!

“Looked perfectly normal to me.”