Anyway, I like a theoretical scenario where we force the Patriots to play another competitive game AFTER the Super Bowl, just to make them die.

I don’t feel bad for the kids at all. They had every possible advantage in life (including parents who were filling to commit crimes on their behalf) and they still couldn’t get accepted to decent colleges? Cry me a river.

She’s going from Full House to The Big House!

I’d agree, but...where’s the footage of him actually playing well? There’s a chip of him hacking away at a chip with Lindsay Graham, there’s a clip of him hitting a decent looking fairway wood, and there’s a puffery video from the 80's or 90's of him talking about how great his swing is (which includes a clearly…

I wish someone with sufficient clout - say, Mark Cuban - would challenge him to a round of golf, with $10 million or something going to the winner, with the stipulation that the entire thing would have to be properly officiated by PGA officials and filmed, start to finish, by a broadcast-level camera crew. Trump would…

The idea that Trump is actually “good at golf” is the most successful con he’s ever been able to pull off. There is practically ZERO footage of him actually playing. He’s never made the cut at the Pebble Beach Pro-Am. I have only seen one set of his tournament results posted online, where he finished 62 out of 80. I…

Gabe, you and I clearly have contrasting opinions as to whether the prospect of being banned for life from attending Knicks games qualifies as a “threat”.

Jesus Christ, I have to deal with the David/Derek shit all season long from the professional announcers, but now I gotta deal with it from some random guy on the internet, too?

Not to mention that Antonio Brown is going to be spectacularly motivated to show the world that he does not owe his success to Ben Roethlisberger.

It’s interesting that the people that are *afraid* of an anti-white-male bias see it everywhere and seem to live in perpetual fear of it, while white guys like me (and presumably you) who don’t think it would be the end of the world if a female/minority got to cut the line at my expense don’t really notice anything…

I live within 3 miles or so of Dodger Stadium, and I definitely wouldn't want to live any closer.

Dvora is commiting journalistic malpractice here, because everyone knows that if the Raiders threaten to move to your neighborhood, property values go down.

Not a single mention of Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, huh?

When I was younger I used to take off my seat belt as soon as the plane touched the ground. These days I'm less stupid, and wait until the plane has come to a complete stop.

Blue Velvet for me!

Let’s see how long Vincent Carilli continues to treat the first amendment with such sanctity after someone puts fliers up all around campus doxxing the fuck out of these racist pieces of shit.

Based on his testimony regarding his virginity, he’d be Marmalard.

What handle do you think Brett Kavanaugh uses when he posts on Barstool? Barto K? FFFFFederal Judge?

You really shouldn't bring up Blackout Brett Kavanaugh without mentioning that fuck Brett Kavanaugh, the soul-selling piece of shit.

Was it yuCo? I had interviewed Garson a few weeks earlier about the Watchmen opening titles sequence and they brought me in to potentially write something “viral” about Gamer. I honestly had no idea what I could write about the movie; I really didn’t care for it or find any of the ideas it advanced to be particularly…