“Ha ha, nailed it!" - Cody Parkey

Even on the Are course yesterday, not known as one of the steepest downhills, the racers went from 0 to 100 kph (62 mph) within moments. Hitting 130 kph (80 mph) isn’t uncommon.

New Mexico? I thought Ted Cruz was actually from Calgary.

What the hell are you guys talking about? It was clearly an over-and-back violation.

Hmm, perhaps that explains why Kristin Bell decorated her living room with portraits of the Lakers front office staff.

That’s disrespectful to dumpster fires.

Whenever I go out in public (look for me at Costco in twenty minutes!) I set my phone up as a wifi hotspot called “BRETT KAVANAUGH SOLD HIS SOUL” and I truly believe that he did so knowingly and willingly. He may live out the rest of his mortal life as a Supreme Court Justice, but once he passes from this earth he…

I hate to turn this into a civics lesson, but no, it does not say that at all. It says that there are four who serve as “state senators”. You see, in state government, the state is divided into “districts” who each elect a “representative” to “represent” that district in the state “legislature”. These are not…

Dude, get over yourself, lest we get into a debate about whether my comment is a genuine indictment of the festering racism that persists in a state that has not elected a single nonwhite person to a statewide office in the last 150 years, or is merely a lighthearted Wednesday night joke.

Bruno Fernando made an enemy out of every man, woman, and child in Nebraska tonight...

Not just Deadspin, just think about the advances in OLED technology that will happen in even one short year.

Clearly you're not being enough of an asshole to your underlings.

And make it team policy to refuse to do interviews with anyone other than Tokamak Laundryday.

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She got the recipe from a nice fellow named Jame Gumb, in exchange for a promise to introduce him to Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

He sent me a message with his thoughts, but it was very cryptic:

Off the top of my head, I can point to the snap going over Peyton Manning’s head as being vastly more exciting than any single play that happened in this game. And I just watched this game.

Many of that 95% would have realized that they were actually Rams fans all along if things had turned out differently.

Objectively, that was the worst Super Bowl ever.

I figured you meant that, because I was quite certain you weren’t talking about those ill-fitting, garbage bag, hide-my-corpulent-ass tents of fabric he calls "suits".