I respect the sentiment, but... Counterpoint: I drive a very quiet 4-cylinder (with a pushutton), so no rumble for me either way. It’s also a manual, so when I inevitably eventually stall at an intersection, it’s a lot quicker to start back up and get moving before the people behind me start honking. 

I’m pretty sure Bill Clinton’s sex life is a matter of public record at this point too

Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Makes sense. Everybody knows America was founded on pretending to care about Judeo-Christian values and then realizing they’re not all they’re cracked up to be and you’d rather be asleep anyway so you stop tuning in every week

Now that you mention it, it’s kinda hard to be sure he hasn’t worked those into his diet already

I’m glad somebody finally said it.

My cat is obsessed with ice cubes. I have a non-automatic ice maker, so half the time when I scoop some out, one or two cubes ends up falling, which makes Ringo incredibly happy. It didn’t take long before he learned that if he brought an ice cube over to me dropped it in my lap, I would reliably impart it with the…

OJ Simpson did it.

Meh.

That explains his persistent covfefe

Invoke the ire of Weird Al and prepare for some MANDATORY FUN

Not if he's dead.

They also made Leslie less borderline-dumb-but-cheerful (after an understandable but misguided attempt to recreate a less dysfunctional version of Michael Scott, I think) and more unflappably optimistic, capable, and only sometimes dumb—and ultimately one of television's finest examples of empowered femininity.

Nü-V Club

Still quicker than they found the Cosby Line

Well said. To be clear, when I say "a lot" I'm not even referring to a majority. As with any other topic, it's not an easy task to get a majority of people to agree on ANY topic. But in the case of Islam—and forgive me, I don't have any actual stats in front of me—even if 10% of Muslims hold a shitty view (and on some…

That's fair. As I said, I'm sure a not insignificant portion of (western) Muslim women are in fact making that choice voluntarily. But it's worth noting that even secular western society still doesn't have a foolproof way of preventing asshole husbands (religious or otherwise) from forcing their will upon their wives.…

But these countries are expressly theocratic states—they don't have a secular framework to even attempt to change these things. Even if they're corrupting the religion to come up with these rules, it doesn't change the fact that their rules are coming more or less straight from the religion.

I don't disagree with you there. But building a wall around ourselves and pretending the outside world is evil and/or doesn't exist isn't a great look for the liberal cause either…

I do, but they can never come up with a coherent answer lol