True. I'd never seen Community mentioned around here before it got cancelled.

No, no, you got it all wrong. The first K stands for "Kindly"

Shawls? That doesn't rhyme with "tongue roll"

This part of the doll here.

My dad acts surprised to learn about YouTube every time it's brought up in conversation and then asks me to look up some video he's heard about recently.

Did you know that that word actually means "female dog"? Hahahaha

edit: never mind, I misunderstood your post genius

Look, Mr. Sarcasm, those rails don't represent anything but a loss of freedom to choose where and when you go. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna clock out early and go home so I can skip the traffic.

The deepest truths are often told in jest. Unfortunately, I have no problem at all believing somebody my age like herself wouldn't be able/willing to perform simple subtraction like that.

Eisenhower stole the idea for the Interstate from Hitler's Autobahn too.

*Nick Cannon quietly dips out of the conversation*

Leonardo DiCaprio = Leonard Pierce?

Das Leonauto

fresh take, bruh

#NewtonProbs

I'm more concerned that she can't figure out 2015-1920=95 without a calculator. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she didn't know it was 1920, but she didn't say she needed to look it up.

Non-zero chance of dying laughing, amirite??

What's the deal with truck drivers?

Quintessentially Tarantino

Allow me to read, if I may, a passage from 2 Ringo. Chapter 7, Verse 4 (NKJV):