Interesting. I know how that goes, though. I work in a transportation-related field in the US. Back in the '80s or '90s our state decided to go metric (at least with roadways), only to confuse the hell out of John Q. Public, so we switched back. But lots of public records and road signs and inventories didn't make the…

But don't they (you?) use miles for distance?

I watched some documentary about elephants back in like 1996 on a visit to family in NYC. I was only 6 or 7 at the time, so I was pretty stoked about it. Actually, I'd still probably be pretty stoked about it.

…it shrinks?

[reference to Arrested Development season 4 that nobody would get because they only watched it once]

No matter—now you can watch The Simpsons from 30 blocks away!

Yeah, Saul specifically told Walt not to call until he had gotten all his affairs in order, which Walt attempted and failed to do in the crawl space; ergo, no call that time.

Make sure to mention bootstraps somewhere in there as well.

I had a similar experience. I'd visited NYC on a school trip in May 2001, and my dad and I broke away for a few hours one day to hang out with my uncle, who at the time worked directly across from the towers.

There are dozens of us! Dozens!!!

Maybe it's the afternoon work lull speaking, but that sounds kinda ni…zzzz…

Get off the stage, Internet!

Back when my NES worked (RIP) I would sit for hours making levels on that game. Between that, SMB2 and 3, and Marble Madness (emphasis on Madness), I confirmed all my parents' worst fears that I would never leave my room if they bought me a video game.

You won't be making any Mario, Super or otherwise, like that.

It is if you're the biggest fish.

I heard you like Supercuts. So here's a coupon for a reasonably-priced, no-fuss haircut at one of several convenient locations.

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Yo, dawg.

This. All day every day, this.

That does make me feel better, thanks :)