Actually, he's just a Guatemalan immigrant who happens to be named Jesus.
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Good look at the balls.
I don't know much about all that, now. Gatlinburg's purty nice this time a year, 'o.
J/K!
Putting a solid phallic object in her mouth until there's liquid in her mouth, perhaps?
It wasn't no Chris Farley-at-Chippendale's either. This guy was a Dieter!
Set on the island of Iwo Jima, obviously.
I mean, the Lego Movie was successful (and actually good!). So since Minecraft is basically Lego on a computer, this would just be like… the computer animated ver… hmm.
"And the horse he rode in on" - a satyr
I'm not sure how to vote on your comment.
Take to the sea!
Dammit, I didn't even have to scroll down to see that you'd posted this link before I did the same…I have no excuse :(
Wouldn't surprise me. Sports movies are a blast!
Not that I had ever thought about it, but I was unaware that she was a singer until just now. I'm only 25 years old and I'm already tired of keeping up with what the kids are into these days.
Just some lo-res daguerreotypes, sadly…
♫ Mock Trial with J. Reinhold!
Mock Trial with J. Reinhold! ♫
I've wanted to make that reference IRL on multiple occasions, but I'm always pretty sure no one would get it. If it were more well-known, though, I'd almost certainly make it my Tinder bio. As it stands, I'd rather not be left-swiped for racism.
Or music/lyric videos where instead of just making the damn album art the background, they use stock photos to visually represent each lyric, metaphors be damned.
Weirdly enough, it's yankovicfalschörenenttäuschung