Oh, yeah, I see that now. It's almost quittin' time, guys, c'mon.

Preeetty sure that's not true at all, but alright.

Fortunately I never knew about it until now. I also didn't know about the one in Gatlinburg, which is the neck of the woods I hail from. I just want to know why they're all in Tennessee and not Georgia…

well yeah, he's the only one with any discernible musical talent.

Pete, eyeing stewardess: "It's practically two of something."
*Stewardess smiles weakly*

You've never heard of Blink-182??

You may be right. I haven't had much exposure to him outside of those commercials, but what I've seen/heard of him has come across pretty douchey. Or maybe pretentious is a much better word.

John Hodgman and the the insufferable douche!

Like indecision to coll yoou
And hear your voice of trees on
Will you come hom and stop this pehn tonoyt

Driving a 2004 Nissan in the '90s? Age discrepancy? You sure that kid wasn't actually a time-traveler?

something something yellow submarine

Ok…but what I'm asking is why and when that distinction came about. I never heard it before, say 2012(?), so I'm wondering why after 10,000+ years of human civilization and several billion years of biological reproduction we're just now discovering this distinction.

I'm legitimately curious: how is gender not a genetic construct? Look, I've been around here a while now. I'm not an MRA or even conservative (not that I bring up politics anyway). Just a dude with a passing knowledge of human biology wondering how differences in race can be chalked up to genetics (which, obviously…

It can be two things…

Yeah, I had to start paying my parents rent the day I turned 3. Damn freeloading '90s kids…

It's nice to know we're at a place where the state of the Union can be measured by how well Congress is fighting against itself.

Actually, doing that may have helped him regardless.

I still don't want any ads whatsoever, but I guess if we had to have them, that'd be the way to go. But still, no.

I kneaded that chuckle today.

Easily the worst thing that happened in 2001.