Don't tell me what to do!

I see what you did there!

You must be new to the Internet. Let me show you around.

The last place I lived was one of the trial cities for the 300GB data cap, and, being a millennial and living with 3 other millennials, we used a shit-ton of data (mostly Netflix, of course). But now that I'm on my own, Comcast doesn't have the cap (I don't think), and I never even come close to 300GB/mo. So really…

While I do agree with you that the government does "quite a lot right," I would add that they do quite a lot wrong (or at least poorly) also. Again, I agree and I'm not looking to start a fight, but as a contractor to the government, I know firsthand how inefficient bureaucracy can be.

That's a true mark of wisdom, scrappybilly.

Every time I hear "butterfly net" I can't help but think of the line in the Beck song "Soul Suckin' Jerk"… "I got bent like a wet cigarette, and she's comin' after me with a butterfly net."

On a migratory trip to Mexico, that's where! Probably kissed every whore in Tijuana…

Nailed it.

If our government had enough wherewithal and enough of a sense of humor to actually do something like that, I wouldn't care how unproductive they are otherwise. I just want to live in a world where that can happen.

No kidding… never mind the fact that basically the only "regulation" imposed by this is that the Internet operates exactly how it has since the beginning.

It's Thursday afternoon, and therefore pretty understandable that you're tired and aren't putting out your best work, Internet!

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Yeah, there hasn't been a single instance of a llama amok since that rash of them during the Clinton administration…

Guess what else has been widely available for over twenty years? The internet! Coincidence???

The A.V. Club

Yeah, considering their society's derision bordering on hatred for Muggle-folk, you'd think they would have declared war on us (and won) a long, long time ago…

I'm sure I'll be corrected if I'm wrong, but I think the game continues until the snitch is caught. I want to say someone in the book talked about a game going on for days on end. In that case, there would be plenty of opportunities for the score to get run up by the rest of the team, possibly making the 150 points…

comment/username synergy! I can't imagine that opportunity arises too often for you…

bro, did you even READ the article??