Ummmm, that might not be quite accurate.

Russian diplomacy:

Actually, I think he’d say:

This is the greatest post on the internet.

This needs entirely more stars....

I have a feeling this whole comment played out a lot funnier in RigmasTFT’s head.

[Andrew Luck steps into frame in a clean Colts jersey]

The Saints O-Line would fast track him to canonization.

The people who believe that are shit.

Well, he’s white...

I assume Kelly will be looking to claim him off waivers.

We need to put a wall between these players and the referees.

Wooooow +1

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

Did I enjoy this video? I wouldn’t not say that, I wouldn’t say it either.

Ironically, I beat Pacman one time on my old Amari system. Loved that thing.

“Things like, ‘you’re an A-hole’ and ‘you shouldn’t go to work drunk.’”

“That’s when he opened my car door and gave me three straight shots to my mouth,” he said.”

Ahh, you never disappoint, 50 Shades of Jim Gray. You’re just like my father, except you’re always there for me.