Wow. Comments like this are exactly why I still come here.

Oh this needs way more stars

Onward type-face solider! You have shamed the imbeciles who have inappropriately used Comic Sans and Papyrus into submission. Now you must face a new enemy that is much more prevalent and disguises itself to appear as one of your own to the untrained eye. This enemy can be confused for Open Sans or your beloved MVB…

I immediately throw away any letter that’s written in sans serif font. Come to think of it, maybe that’s why I haven’t heard from MLB on a possible investigation of the Cal Ripken-Kevin Costner incident....

I love that this is, ostensibly, a sports piece, and we are spending time criticing the grammar and font. Awesome. I’m yucking it up right now.

Go easy on the guy. Still better than Comic Sans...

fortunately plagiarism isn’t protected by the starry decisis of the First Amendment so hopefully you’ve got plenty of lawyers, those billable hours will add up

Wow, I didn’t realize that ESPN was an arm of the United States government...

“About 9 million for what, fifteen, twenty bucks worth of food? Sounds pretty good.”

I work for Amazon and love working in an environment that values performance over years of existence. As well as one that doesn’t require me to pay a cut of my wage to an organization more concerned with the survival of its own dying model than my customer needs. Thank you for your populist effort to care for my needs…

We knew that part, you might need to define the musical genre you were going for

This doesn’t make any sense.

DeSean Jackson (shoulder) did not speak to reporters as he left field after practice.

“Should Pro Athletes Take Sabbaticals?”

You guessed it, Frank Stallone!

My money is on John Rocker.

Donald Trump on the 1’s and 2’s couldn’t possibly be as bad as Junior Galette on the 1’s and 0’s.

He’s on the record as saying nice things about Puerto Ricans, though. I even heard him say, “There’s no such thing as bad PR.”

All you Haters out there Hating on Chris Because He is a Christain, will Bow down and confess JESUS is LORD and on that DAY it will be TOO LATE and ALLL your hate-mongering words will come back to CONVICT YOU,yes Chris and fellow Christains will be called names and Hated with a Hatred from HELL,yes you will do these…