The only way to keep a bad guy from deflating the balls is to have a good guy deflating the balls.

+1 that's FUNNY

I was gonna say...how'd those four things work out for Jordan Davis?

Cologne.

I am shocked someone in this video is fat.

This is easily the best comment on this video and it is not getting nearly enough love. This is what is wrong with America.

Vogel is a good coach, which eliminates him from their list of candidates.

You should lock that down, bro. Go to enough weddings with a girlfriend, she will start wanting to have one of her own.

This is the best audition for First Take I’ve ever heard.

Labor - all the risk, all the blame.

So is the chili.

This. A million times this.

Shot in the dark here, but my bet is you’ve never had skyline before. BURNEKO IS FULL OF SHIT

This is like a Scientology recruitment video. You’re going to get fleeced, the people are delusional, and the organization is run by a criminal.

The sex stuff this new generation is doing is out of control. Eye play?! That’s dangerous. Someone could go blind. In my day, the only kinky thing we did was watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show while making whoopie on the sofa. If you looked at the screen at the wrong time, sure, you’d climax to Ed Asner, but the worst…

Here I thought it was Magary’s

Who can blame you for searching “Crippled Old Biker Bastards”

+1 sticky space bar

I’m sure most of these are bookmarked on Snyder’s laptop.

I’m assuming “Anal Fantasy Collection” is a baking company?