I laughed.

So are AJ Green, Julio Jones, Demaryius Thomas and Antonio Brown when he covers them.

Letter to Chris Kluwe:

This is great news.

Police in Massachusetts covering up potential crimes? They must have confused Jones with a priest.

He’s like the human equivalent of skyline chili.

This is like a Scientology recruitment video. You’re going to get fleeced, the people are delusional, and the organization is run by a criminal.

My new favorite commenter name and avatar. Well done.

It’s kinda uncool that Verizon is going after him for only one month of unpaid bills.

I prefer to think of him as the 21st century Dan Cortese.

This is surprising since he’s already had brain surgery.

Too bad Kidd didn’t have a coach that could tell him not to beat his wife.

The countdown to the letter to the editor about how Luke Kuechly wouldn’t do this has officially begun.

This is a supremely weird story.

Just looked at your discussions and didn’t see anything with 10 stars. Maybe try to write a joke of your own before you bitch about others.

Why does Sarah Jessica Parker care about the SI Sportsperson of the Year?

Sage Northcutt is exactly how I pictured the guy who confronted that Sikh attorney at the Vikings game.

After Brett Favre’s coronation in Green Bay on Thanksgiving, I bet his little man is doing great as well.

Re-post from yesterday: “Instead of Muslims, we should check at the border if people are NFL fans.”