Instead of Muslims, we should check at the border if people are NFL fans.

Windhorst often puts a lot of weight into things.

“I may be going down the shitter, but it’s nothing compared to the company behind me.”

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You’re talking to a lot of lawyers, more or less.

This is great.

He also added “You get excited about hiring a new offensive coordinator, aight, but after you work together for awhile, you realize he sleeping with your daughter, and we had a process that made it work.”

For him this news may mean it’s Miller Time.

This wasn’t that gross, but more sort of amusing. On the NQ to Brooklyn on the day of SantaCon 2012, I was heading back to my apartment and I saw a girl puking into a plastic bag ... at 11 am.

Well at least now we don’t have to worry about the Lakers wanting to trade for him.

Nobody has been this bad at bathing since Whitney Houston.

+1

Great, now we can move to the important stuff: getting Starbucks to have their cups endorse Jesus.

That tweet was bad, but at least we don’t have to worry about Brian Reynolds going into the women’s bathroom.

Touche

I hope someone else cleans all of those foreclosed houses in Detroit.

This reminds me of when I emailed George W. Bush about 9/11 and he wrote back that he was going to sit there for like 20 minutes and not do anything, and perhaps read a little, and then get back to me.

Since these are considered enhancements, they wouldn’t explain his performance.

I thought the only shots Bryan Scott wanted were long 2’s?

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?