Hopefully he does a better job in three years when he’s coaching the Bills.

Gotta credit the guy who came up with this...

Hating my fantasy team would explain Andre Ellington’s entire season.

“I suck now.” —Kobe Bryant, November 1, 2015

Why doesn’t he just drink recovery water instead?

The Coach refused to have “racially-motivated” sex with Kelly’s daughter?

Even Emmitt Smith thinks this is stupid.

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It’s ironic because the cloud comes from the dumpster fire that the Dolphins were last night.

Thanks for contributing.

Hey cut Ratliff some slack here, Andy Reid doesn’t appear to care about the game clock either.

Very good stuff here.

Tom, if this was dining with bears, you would be ok with it.

I thought it was ESPN that laid off all of its production people?

What I love about sports is that, on literally every day, you see something new and different. This story is not that.

I wonder if Chris Webber will talk about this.

I have no real response to your question, Greg. That said, I am going to go create my own special Tumblr page, and then in 8 months I will write a response. It will be filled with non-sequiturs and cultural references to TV shows. It will be largely nonsensical. I’m planning on calling it “The Ejaculation 1.o.”

She’s probably just never been that close to a synthetic turkey neck.

Russell Wilson seems like more of a two-face. #recoverywater

This is nothing. You remember that time that JJ Watt said he was in some rustic cabin but stayed in a chalet? So tough. What about that other time when he got bruised in a game and posted an Instagram photo to show how tough he was/gain sympathy.