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I hate always having to explain that she was a dancer in high school, so her job is a good way to make some money while she figures out a career path.

This is nothing. Michael Vick lost 23 months of his life!

Strange. I’ve only heard him say positive things about the NFL.

If this is a subtle troll, I love it.

Right now, because Fox Sports Go is non-functioning and I may have to actually work.

That tweet isn’t real. It was actually planted by the Obama Administration so they have greater justification to impeach the Governor and thereafter install Eric Holder to run the state by imperial fiat.

They figure he’s too hungover to notice.

Chase Utley is also turning baseball into football.

Is it with or without pay?

Chip Kelly just got that guy transferred to St. Louis.

If “fourth-degree throwing of bodily fluids,” is spit, I don’t want to know what first degree is.

Better people? Your dumbass governor publicly acknowledged the notion that the federal government may be using your state as a training ground to eventually take it over.

This may seem like a lot spent on advertising by Draft Kings, but it did manage to buy a sports TV network worth $50 billion.

Blake could have been a good guy with a gun, and shot his attacker, but then he’d have shot a cop. This is going to mindfuck Ben Carson.

“I will not let this tragedy go unnoticed. That’s why I’m unveiling my new slogan: Burn down the White House.” — Ted Cruz

If you’re ESPN, why be forced to set your programming lineup months in advance and not be able to change? That sort of kills the excitement of how sports starts anew each morning. They can make real money depending on how the ratings go up and down. Let them go day-by-day.

He should have played for USC. You don’t have to go to school even if you’re healthy.

Unlike Chad Curtis, at least Bin Laden had to go to heaven first to get his virgins.

This article reminds me of that time in New York when Bin Laden had two down.