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+1

I once had Pete Rose’s number, and all I got were texts from people threatening to break my legs.

True to form, he’ll be 10 feet away at the press conference and still not know it happened.

Each also has a first century AD understanding of medicine.

This reminds me of that other Bills fan in the parking lot who recently needed an Undertaker.

I laughed.

Their fans occasionally take 500 mile trips as well, though it’s to federal prisons.

Still going after Jason Whitlock with those promo codes though.

Now potentially avoidable:

Whew. I have no doubt this will stop the NFL from draping itself in the flag.

Russian diplomacy:

Fitting, since the Browns history seems like it was made up by The Onion.

Things I am as equally surprised about as Larry Brown being implicated in a scandal:

+1 reservation at Dorsia

Somewhere Ryan Fitzpatrick’s son is thinking:

It’s mainly because Sheldon Adelson has bought the government.

They did get Jason Whitlock to sign up because of that last promo code.

Wow, look at this ref trying to flex his muscles.

He can still afford a trip to SuperCuts.