Traitor, Bob from Minnesota

Fun fact: those “entitled asshats” actually have the right-of-way

They should just announce a 2026 model with 20,000hp and a MSRP of $17,999. I mean chances are they’ll be out of business or we’ll all be dead by then anyway. Might as well give us a thrill now. Too dark?

He activated the Max Headroom filter in Zoom.

I sure hope this pandemic pushes dealers to ditch their sales model. Having a customer go to the dealership before they talk numbers just doesn’t work.

Please continue to stay out of the left lane and use your turn signals.  You (still) are not alone out there.

That’s Red Bullshit.

I disagree. The rendering looks like a mustang rear end hastily photoshopped onto a c8 with the windscreen pushed back. The C7 looks much better than that render.  That said, I adore the C8 body. 

I’m sorry, but if you decide to take a fucking fish tank cleaner because it has a single ingredient that sounds like a medicine the president said showed promise, that’s entirely on you. That’s just a level of stupid that is incurable.

Two door Wrangler. Short overhangs, good headroom, relatively short length, and fat tires are good for curb assisted parallel parking. 

Your in-laws need to read more and not focus on the $1200 check, as your FIL is going to get an extra $2400 in unemployment per month for the next 4 months or so.

Well said.

The paperwork takes 15 minutes; going to the DMV and waiting for everything can take 2 hours, and they are only open during business hours. So you have to take sick/vacation time to go do an annoying chore; I get it. I’ve bought new underwear instead of doing laundry before; people are lazy!

Where do you live? In New Jersey they just started a few months ago and an appointment is required. They were booked solid for about 4 months

Car dealers are one of the few retail industries with a salesperson, and that is what makes it terrible.

No, because no one who read this article will ever own one. 

So you’re saying a company that hasn’t designed an engine in 60 years is starting out with a 3L hot V6, dry sump, hybrid, 1000hp package?

When I saw the header photo I thought this was going to be a W12 Touareg

Imagine if the industry had spent the last decade developing a modern sales model that didn’t require hours of in-person up-selling and paperwork, instead of lobbying for legislation that required it. 

I like when people confuse the word opinion with knowledge.