So Italian with above average performance and lots of personality, but not supercar level of expectations.  

I am always confused by this brand. Car and bike people, what is the car brand that aligns with Moto Guzzi?

Pretty sure that Civic is built for the strip not the track.  Fat tires up front and skinnies in the back scream straight line car.

Competitive driving 10 and 2.  Casual highway driving 12 and crotch :) <-- joke that is a joke you should laugh, you should not comment about scratching my balls being a danger to society.  

I borrowed a friends and it was pretty awesome.  My only issue was it is so long when I parked it at a bike rack I felt like I was blocking the sidewalk.  

Karma, man is it a real bitch. When I read Alonso said “I’m better” last week I had a feeling he would have a bad weekend. Time will tell, but I predict a season with more pointless races than points scored races.

Power corrupts, drive something with 500+ hp and you feel the sensation of speed so viscerally that none of the other parts of driving matter...  for a while. Then 500 becomes a new normal and you need 1,000 to feel fast. It is an ever escalating issue where you chase a fix.

I feel like Ophra on this thread, you get a star and you get a star and you get a star!! The nails are getting hit right on the head :)

I can’t wait till the Toyota engineers are handed a Subaru engine and asked to work on it.  “Why are the pistons going sideways?” 

Mr. Oz, please stop perpetuating this wackiness that he or Phil are anything other than complete snake oil salesmen. Shame on Jeopardy for even considering the quack for anything other than a green room janitor.

OK, now do the firewall bank on a transverse mounted V6.

I am highly interested in this car, I have watched 3 video reviews. Each one involved the driver stopping and trying to reboot because the screen that controls everything just went black.

This might be my new all time favorite Jalop comment.  

Can we agree adding a “i” to things is going to date terribly.

LOL, I thought we all stopped caring about federal spending 2 years ago.  Maybe instead of a check next quarter they can just send everybody an ebike. <- I agree with you, this is all sarcasm.  

Wait you found wiring that wasn’t a bowl of spaghetti?????

The defrost and dash are typically at the end of the same heating tube in the dash so the diverter sends it one way or the other.  Also if you have never taken a dash apart go to the junk yard and take one out, the things you will learn will more than make up for the medical treatment you will need afterwards.  

Also why if you flash your high beams sometimes the light will change.  Used to work better, I think the detectors have become better.  

If they are willing I would trade being a part time guide for Montana, if they gave me a sweet deal on one of their trucks :) 

LOL the 2 states coming through.