He doesn't need to. He's about to get a big pay raise from his new boss. Fuck.

I wish I could be optimistic in any way. But all I see is all the hard work and rights gained in the last 8 years being washed away. I'm despondent.

It's so fucking awful that you have to fear for Muslims and Asians. We should be better than this. We always grew up saying we were. We're a bunch of fucking liars.

With the Republicans in control of all three branches of government, I don't think there is much we can do at this point. We're just rearranging deck chairs.

There isn't enough alcohol to make this night bearable. Good job, America! You've gone back to the 50s. Spoiler alert: It wasn't actually all that fucking great.

I did, but isnt' Vince Clortho the dog in Rick Moranis?

Who would have thought we'd elect Vince Clortho president?

Nope.

I don't have Showtime, so I can't watch. But this is depressing. I knew I was going to feel sad about my candidate losing an election at some point. But to lose to a bigot, misogynistic, human dumpster fire?

I'm sad that we'll take other animals out with our own extinction.

Fuck Ohio, and it's looking like fuck Florida.

I'm upvoting, but to show solidarity. I'm utterly sad at this point.

I was depressed earlier because I figured Clinton would win, but the Senate would be Republican. Now, it looks like all three. All three.

I'd rather comedians have no material and gays, women, and minorities get to keep their rights. I only hope after the dumpster fire of the next four years we solidify those for good. Because, fuck, people, it isn't hard!

I'm pretty sure the headline will be "white, uneducated win Trump presidency." Good job, America!

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Can I join you? I can brew beer, and will keep to myself unless my presence is requested.

At this point, fuck everything.

538 is now in favor of Trump winning. This is the Mirror Universe/Darkest Timeline.

I'm utterly despondent at the fact that basic human rights for gay people, women, and people of color, is about to be set back again.